Credit Where Credit is Due

Before I do anything else like rant, complain, go off, or try to explain myself to the rest of the world, let me first and foremost give credit where credit is due. There's actually a few people who are receiving this credit actually, namely my best friend Miss Amber. See, she has this uncanny ability to talk me into getting all sorts of accounts on lord only knows how many different websites and social networks. Just so happens, she's pretty much the entire reason why this blog now exists. Yes, I do have a lot to say... probably more than I realized... and  she decided to, so lovingly, pass on her new found "self help" method of blogging out her demons. Well to that I must say, right on Amber. Right on. Now of course anyone can talk you into getting a blog but what is a blog if you have nothing to talk about? Here's where the praise gets tricky. This credit is due to all of my ex's, all of the uhm...charming...males who have made my life what it is today. Thank you gentlemen, without you and your wonderful influences I would have nothing to rant about.

Honestly, I have no idea if anyone, or if everyone, is going to read my posts. But what I do know is, that if anyone does they will surely be entertained! I'm no different from any other twenty something year old who's just trying to make it through life. I assume we all want the same things: a fun life, great trustworthy friends, an impeccable love life, and success in whatever career we're about to be thrown into. Some of us already have a lot of that and to those blessed few, I salute you (and envy the shit out of you). For the rest of you floundering out there looking for all of the above...like me... HHHEEEEYYYY!!!! Welcome to the club!

I'm sure this blog will be full of passive aggressive rants, emotional bombshells, horrificly embarrasing stories, and a wide range of stupidity that seems to plague my life. No, I realize that my life is not that bad. Yes, I have food, money, and a roof over my head, but these are my confessions. Selfish, irrational, angry, silly confessions. Enjoy.